Thursday, November 18, 2010

Aldi Fever: My Love Affair with a German Grocery Store

The connection to past and present, lit up in neon.
I love Aldi. Aldi is a German-owned discount grocery store chain in both Germany and the U.S. (Aldi U.S. has 1,000 stores in 29 states. And, a little known fact, Aldi also owns Trader Joe’s.) Marcus introduced me to Aldi when we were still dating. I flew to Germany for our first Thanksgiving together and had hauled a suitcase full of ingredients -- like canned pumpkin and pecans for pie, and fresh cranberries -- to prepare an American Thanksgiving dinner for my future husband and in-laws. When Marcus took me to Aldi to get the rest of the supplies I had reverse sticker shock from the prices – they were beyond cheap! After we got married and I moved to Germany, I made almost daily trips to this store during the two and a half years I lived there. I was as smitten with Aldi as I was with my husband, so much so that Marcus’ grandma used to tease me. “Du hast Aldi Fiber,” Oma Inge would say. Aldi Fever. Yes, it was true. I was delirious over the organic produce, the variety of dairy products, spicy sausages, fresh roses, and the German specialty foods (like Maultaschen, Spätzle, and Rote Grütze), and -- my favorite -- the weekly, rotating offerings of non-food items like Turkish bath towels, bicycle gear, sheepskin slippers, rain coats, DVD players, juicer machines, flannel sheets, pajamas, running tights, ski gloves, and so on. All high quality for low – very low -- prices. If there is anything I love in this life, it’s a good bargain.

So when I moved into the American Gothic House and discovered there is an Aldi in Ottumwa, 15 miles away, I was thrilled. Until I walked in the door.
Aldi: Same store, different country.
Not only did the Aldi in Ottumwa, Iowa look similar to the Aldi in Stuttgart, Germany, it carried many of the same brands. I made it two steps down the first aisle when I saw the chocolate display with the Moser Roth label. That’s the same chocolate we bought in Germany, same name, same box, same everything. Then, because it is a German store after all, there was a display of sauerkraut, red cabbage, pretzels, and even Spätzle (egg noodles). I had to laugh. I had not liked living in Germany, and yet now I was practically doing cartwheels over finding German food – and the rock bottom prices -- in my Iowa town. (I had even been excited to find that many of my neighbors in Eldon have German names.)
Is this heaven? No, it's European chocolate at Aldi. In Iowa.
I wanted to call Marcus at work and tell him where I was and what I was putting in my shopping cart. He would love to hear this and would definitely tease me about my change of heart toward All Things German. For a moment I actually thought I could call him. But in the split second I forgot, I also remembered again. I lost my breath, along with my composure, as reality struck like a John Deere combine barreling over my chest. “I can’t call him. He’s dead.”

I stood there in that first aisle, tears streaming down my face. What a strange site I must have been to the other Ottumwa shoppers. Why is this girl crying about chocolate? Or is she crying over the egg noodles?

I made it to the check out where I wished I could tell the clerk – or anyone in the store who would listen -- my story. My story about how I had shopped at Aldi in Germany and how shopping here was a powerful connection between my past and present. About how I was born here in Ottumwa, had lived all over the world, and now, as if by some divine intervention, I’m back. Would this clerk know that Aldi’s first U.S. store was right here in Southeast Iowa? Would she even care? Would she or any of the other shoppers appreciate the ability to buy these wonderful European goods here in rural America?

As the clerk pulled my purchases off her conveyor belt, I wanted – needed -- to tell someone how Marcus taught me that sauerkraut is “full of vitamins,” how he pronounced “vitamins” the British way, with a soft “i,” and how he could make something as mouth-puckering as sauerkraut sound delicious, sexy. But gushing my jumble of thoughts to her would have only confused her and embarrassed me further, so I left as quickly as I could (with my Belgian chocolate and German sauerkraut) and drove home.
Aldi is known for its extra long conveyor belts. In Germany you're required to lay your bottles down...or else! Also, no bagging clerks here. And you have to bring your own bags. It's the European way -- and I like it.

Like everything associated with grief, there is a conditioning process. The first anything is hardest – first Thanksgiving (um, last year…), first anniversary (yeah, that too was brutal…), first birthday, first time driving past the hospital where he was pronounced dead. But you get used to things. You adapt. You survive. And as long as I am still alive I have to eat. Therefore I have to shop for groceries (and, of course, pie supplies.) And thus I returned to Aldi.
A quirky Aldi thing: you need a quarter to release the locked shopping carts. (In Germany it's a Euro coin.) You get it back when you return your cart. This way, no need to hire parking lot help and no driving into stray carts!
Back in the store for a second time I braced myself for the possibility of another grief burst. I made it past the chocolate and egg noodles with no problem, but felt my chest tighten when I walked past the shelves of lotion and shampoo bearing the same Lacura brand name I’d bought at the Stuttgart Aldi. This time I embraced the nostalgia, and even stopped to read the labels, in both English and German. My mood lifted entirely when I got to the produce and found ripe avocados for 40 cents each. And then the Granny Smith apples for – are you kidding me? – 31 cents a pound. Yes! The bargain prices were doing wonders for dealing with my grief. I bought 60 pounds of apples (for my Pitchfork Pie Stand) and was feeling much better about life by the time I left the store.
You cannot get apples cheaper than this unless you grow them on your own trees!
I’ve continued to shop at Aldi for the two months I’ve lived here and I was doing fine. Until last week.

Aldi’s seasonal specials now include Christmas cookies and candies. The same ones I used to buy in Germany. The soft gingerbread cookies called Lebkuchen. The chewy cinnamon stars called Zimtstern. The almond paste-filled chocolates called Lübeker Marzipan. Marcus and I had traveled one summer to the Northern Germany town of Lübeck where these very chocolates are made. I could picture the old brick buildings there and the ships moored in this harbor town. I could also see the wooden advent calendar in which Marcus’ mother had stuffed each day’s box with these same Lübeker Marzipan chocolates. Sigh.

I picked up a package of the cinnamon stars and with it came a flash of vivid memory. Just the thought of eating one of these bite-sized hazelnut biscuits put me right back in the living room of our tiny hilltop apartment with the sweeping view of Stuttgart’s juxtaposed picturesque vineyards butting up against the industrial Mercedes-Benz factories. I could see the steam pumping out of the power plant across the river and the Mercedes-Benz lit star logo spinning on the tower of the train station. I could feel the pang of looking at Marcus' office further on, wishing he would get home from work soon. I was so transported I forgot I was in Iowa. I pushed the tears away and, instead of crying, I stood there in Aisle #3 and opened the bag of cookies. I popped a little frosted star in my mouth. I could not only see Germany, I could taste it. I could taste Marcus.
I ate a lot of these Lebkuchen in Germany. And now I can eat them in Iowa. Note: Trader Joe's carries these too during the holiday season.
Thanksgiving is next week. It will mark the eight year anniversary of that first shopping trip to Aldi in Germany with Marcus. Life has certainly presented unfathomable events and almost insurmountable challenges since then. But some things haven’t changed. I still love Marcus, I still love Aldi, and god knows, I still love a good bargain. This week’s non-food specials include baking supplies -- oven liner, oven mitts, baking pans, pie plates, and pastry brushes. I’ve got to get back there before they sell out! So, yes, as Oma Inge would say, I still have Aldi Fever.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Deer Poop Pie

This is what "House Arrest" looks like.
Who knew that living in Iowa could be so perilous? Perilous to my dog Jack and to my wallet, I mean. One thousand dollars spent between two veterinarians in two different towns and we are still not quite sure what has caused the incessant vomiting in my little Jack Russell-Yorkshire terrier mix. The vomiting that has kept me awake for nine nights. The vomiting that has stained the sisal rug in my living room. The vomiting that has filled my car with a permanent stench. The vomiting that has caused me to take a look at my own life and ask, "What have I done to contribute to my dog's illness?"

The first diagnosis was that Jack had ingested something that was now blocking his stomach and therefore keeping any food from entering. Thus, I learned that if there is a blockage and no food can enter the stomach this is called regurgitation, not vomiting, and yes, there is a difference. If food was actually getting into his stomach it wouldn't come back up through his mouth perfectly shaped like his esophageal tube. Regurgitation. If the food was getting into his stomach and coming back up, mixed with overly acidic digestive juices, in a haphazard pile (on the carpet, naturally), that would be vomit. Which means it was his regurgitating, not vomiting, that was keeping me awake, staining the rug, and filling my car with a stench. And causing me to ask myself, “What am I contributing to this?”

The second diagnosis – after spending the first $200 – was that no, there was nothing blocking the stomach. But let’s do a barium series, just to make sure. Barium is a chemical element, a silvery metallic alkaline, fed to the dog through the mouth. Provided the dog doesn’t regurgitate this, too, the vet observes the movement of the barium -- which shows up very clearly on an x-ray -- as it travels through the dog’s digestive tract. The vet then takes x-rays at timed intervals over a period of several hours. X-rays that will set you back $678.

No. Nothing. Everything looks normal. Except for the puke on the seats of my car.
The $1,000 Dog.
Diagnosis Number Three. Motion sickness. Yes. This must be the reason my dog is sick. I have been driving too much, carting my dogs around with me, taking them on the half-hour (each way) trips to the grocery store and leaving them in the car while I shop. And, last week, taking them with me back and forth on the one and a half-hour (each way) drive from Eldon to Iowa City where I attended a three-day writers’ conference and leaving them in the car (for up to four hours at a time) while I sat in workshops. I knew it! I knew I had played a role in my dog getting sick!

Accepting this as a probable cause, and figuring I have been suffering in my own way from motion sickness, I canceled all my plans – plans to travel to yet another small Iowa town to hear a big name author give a lecture, to spend the night with friends in Des Moines, or even to sell pie at my Pitchfork Pie Stand – and I stayed home. In bed. All day. With my dog. Who was still leaving his breakfast, dinner and anything else that went into his mouth on my 130-year-old hardwood floors.

Diagnosis Number Four. The second vet, for a mere $50, suggested that Jack had eaten deer hair. Deer hair? Welcome to rural Iowa. Yes, I see dead deer daily in my life here. But only on the sides of the highway. Not in the perfectly groomed park-like surroundings of the American Gothic House. Still, I accepted the premise – and the prescription for Pepto-Bismol – and went back home with eight cans of doggie baby food (for ultra-sensitive stomachs). The regurgitation ended and the vomiting began and another trip to the vet ensued. This time I took the former contents of Jack’s stomach with me. In a zip-lock bag.
This plowed field may look innocent but it's full of deer droppings.
Diagnosis Number Five. Your dog has become a garbage eater, I was informed. Impossible, I replied. Well, take a look at this, she said, laying the plastic bag in front of me. She pointed out the various ingredients that had come out of Jack’s stomach. Leaves. Grass. Bugs. Wood chips. And deer poop. The prescription? House arrest. And when you take him out, she warned, keep him on a leash so he can’t eat anything. That will be $50, please.

House arrest? It would be easier if she would have prescribed giant pills and daily enemas for this dog. We value our freedom to run wild outside our house. And our leash-free existence makes life so much easier. I open the door first thing in the morning, Team Terrier bolts into the Great Outdoors, I go make my coffee, and they let me know when they want to come back in. In fact, I’m not sure who benefits more: me because I don’t have to take the dogs on long walks, which frees me up to do other things, like pie baking, or the dogs because they don’t have me restraining them, which frees them up to chase squirrels. Or eat deer poop. Okay, fine. I’ll try it.

We are on Day Three of House Arrest. Amazingly it’s the leash – and not medication -- that is working. I’ve yanked Jack back from piles of deer pellets several times now. And so far his food is staying down. We have managed to sleep through the night, get the rug cleaned, and air out the car. I’ve even managed to stop blaming myself for Jack’s stomach troubles. But I’m still feeling nauseous from the vet bills.