Marcus has been gone two and half years. I have done the
work. The counseling. The crying. The pie baking. During that year in Portland I
conditioned myself to being back in a city loaded with so many memories—the
good, the bad, the sad memories—of Marcus. So coming back for a brief visit, I
thought I would be fine. I was not. I hadn’t planned for situations like the
fact that the adorable bookstore, Broadway Books, where I did one of my events,
was across the street from the Zeller Chapel of the Roses funeral home where
Marcus’s Portland service was held.
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| The Beast parked at my friends' house in Portland, the place where Marcus and I spent our very last days together. |
And so the aches in the joints, the muscles—especially in
the heart—and the cough began. Grief had firmly established itself as a
passenger on the tour.
My cough worsened when my RV book tour moved north to
Seattle. In Seattle I was not immune to memories of Marcus. Seattle is where I
lived when our courtship began. Marcus’s job brought him to Portland for weeks
at a time so he spent his weekends with me in my cozy, romantic logger’s cabin
in the woods, just 15 miles from where I was working at MSN.com. And because
Europeans get such generous vacations, he spent an entire month with me there
once. Driving around Seattle in The Beast to my book events and TV appearances
took me right past the restaurants where Marcus and I had eaten, the movie
theaters where we’d seen films, the coffee houses where we’d lingered and
talked and fallen deeper in love.
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| At University Book Store in Seattle, in Q&A with my dear friend journalist Diane Mapes. |
And so the cough grew deeper still.
As I headed south for San Francisco, relieved I would be
free from the memories that were wearing me down, believing grief would stay
behind in the Pacific Northwest, I drove past snow-covered Mount Shasta and
finally parked in Mill Valley, California. But I couldn’t escape grief there
either. Marcus and I had done this drive from Oregon to Northern California
together several times. How could I have forgotten? And why couldn’t I just
savor the beautiful memories instead of wallowing in sadness? Why couldn’t I be excited that I was on a book
tour? A BOOK TOUR! I have always dreamed of being a published author. And now I
was out on a cross-country adventure, promoting my book. My published book. My
book about my dead husband.
Dubbed by my publisher as “Beth Howard’s Pie Across the
Nation RV Book Tour,” I now privately renamed it “Beth Howard’s Retracing her
Life with Marcus RV Grief Tour.”
By the time I reached Los Angeles I was on my third bottle
of cough medicine. I finally got a prescription for antibiotics, managed to
make it through all but one of my scheduled events, plus more TV appearances,
without hacking my lungs out in public, and kept plugging along. Don’t think I was
immune to grief in LA either. Marcus and I spent a lot of time in Southern
California together. But being in the sun and warmth, and staying with my
parents (who relocated to the beach from Iowa ten years ago), provided a
temporary salve. But only temporary as I had to move on to San Diego for a few
days, where I spent a day signing books at a farmers market, did another pie
demo on live TV, and taught a pie class.
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| My speech in Orlando. |
Bronchitis is a tenacious bastard. I was still coughing when
I took the red-eye flight to Florida, to go to the National Pie Championships.
Luckily I wasn’t judging pie this year. I wouldn’t have been able to taste much
of anything with all that mucous in the back of my throat. But I did have to
give a speech and pie demo at the Great American Pie Festival, the NPC’s joint
event. (Side note here: If you read my book then let me just say, I was VERY
well behaved in Orlando this time. When I wasn’t doing my work, I was too sick
to leave my room!)
The trip to Orlando didn’t add to the grief, but it added to
my exhaustion. When you’re sick, you’re supposed to rest. When you’re on a book
tour, well, too bad. The show must go on.
I was in Florida for three days, after which I flew back to
San Diego where I picked up my dogs from the dog sitter, got back in the RV,
and drove straight back to my parents’ apartment. I had a few days’ grace
period with nothing scheduled—except a long drive to Austin. Thoroughly
depleted by this time, I postponed my Texas departure and parked The Beast at
the beach so I could sleep. Except that the first night back, at 2:00 in the
morning, I wasn’t sleeping. I was writhing in pain. The muscles in my neck and
head and shoulders were seized up so severely I couldn’t swallow, I couldn’t
move, I couldn’t breathe.
If you know me then you know I don’t run to the doctor when
I’m sick. I figure I can muscle my way through anything, tough it out, and whatever
it is it will go away eventually. And having been an extreme athlete, I have an
exceptionally high tolerance for pain. But this time, at 2:00 a.m., I
woke up my parents and cried out the words I have never said before: “I need to
go to the hospital.”
Some fun this book tour was turning out to be.
My parents moved to a new apartment in Redondo Beach less than a year ago, so
my trip to the ER was new territory for them too. How to find one? One of the
most useful things I’ve learned on this book tour is how to use my location
services/map search on my iPhone. Three miles to the Little Company of Mary
Hospital in Torrance. We were quickly on our way.
Both my parents came with me and waited, one sitting on each
side of me. I’m almost 50 and here I was, feeling like I was eight again.
Comforting, yes, but even their loving support didn’t take the pain in my head
and neck away. I was worried about what was wrong with me. Infection from the
lingering bronchitis? Pneumonia? Meningitis? Brain tumor? The swelling in my
neck was so extreme I thought it might cut off my airways completely. But at
least, now, if I did keel over I would get tended to immediately. (If I had
come in bleeding profusely from the head or if I had been escorted into the ER
in hand cuffs, I would have gotten even more immediate attention. Or, if like
Marcus, I had come in via ambulance through the back door, well… Oh, so you
see, grief found me again! In the ER. And hung out there with me all night.)
I was finally seen by a doctor—Dr. Gentle Hands, I’ll call
him—a kind and compassionate man whose wisdom and impeccable bedside manner
made me think if I could only just get a hug from his teddy bear body that
alone might cure me. He ordered chest and neck X-rays, pumped muscle relaxants
and pain killers into my veins through an IV, and finally sent me home. At
8:30AM.
I went back to the RV and slept, still in pain, for the next
two days.
Dr. GH called a few days later. He wanted me to come back to
the hospital. Huh?! What ER doctor ever calls a patient to come back in to the ER?
He had already pre-arranged for me to see the daytime doctor on call so I
wouldn’t have to wait. And he had ordered a CT scan. Now I was really scared. I
didn’t have a fever, so it wasn’t meningitis. I didn’t have trauma to the neck,
so it wasn’t a spinal injury (even though Ari’s suitcase fell on my head during
Week Three of the book tour when driving from Seattle to San Francisco.
California roads are so riddled with potholes that the bag dislodged and
tumbled down from the bunk above me. Luckily I wasn’t the one driving.) X-rays
showed my lungs were clear, so it wasn’t pneumonia. It must be a brain tumor.
My parents dutifully, lovingly, unhesitatingly both came
with me again.
Back in the ER, my new doctor—Dr. Dark and Handsome—was so good
looking it was hard to focus on what he was saying instead of on his dark curly
hair, his shadow of a beard, his dreamy brown eyes and his fit body. What was
he saying? Something about acute inflammation, tendonitis, probably brought on
by the coughing from the bronchitis, lack of rest and that (damn) red-eye
flight to Florida. I snapped out of fuzzy romance dream scene when he finally
said, “But let’s wait and see what the CT scan results show.” And then he left
us.
While we were waiting in hallway chairs (no lying on gurney
for me this time) for the results of the CT scan, a priest approached, making a
bee line for us. “Oh no! He’s coming to talk to us,” I said to my mom. “This
isn’t good.” But my mom, who has worked for the Catholic church for many years,
didn’t consider he might be there to read me my Last Rites. She struck up a
friendly conversation with him, chatting with him about priests they knew in
common. I excused myself and took a phone call I had been told I might be
getting. It was from a Today Show producer. When you are trying to promote a
new book, you take the call from the Today Show. No matter what. Even when you
are sitting in an ER with an IV attached to your arm dripping electrolytes into
your broken down, dehydrated body.
Dr. DH returned to give us the results of the CT scan. No brain tumor! The diagnosis was
something I still don’t quite comprehend: calcific tendonitis—which is something like calcified
fragments lodged in a tendon that get inflamed and eventually ruptures, the
rupture being excruciatingly painful but it's when the relief finally comes. “Is that
like passing a kidney stone in your neck?” I asked. Uh, not really. He
prescribed prednisone and sent me on my way.
After that whole ordeal, I am finally continuing on the RV
Book Tour today, heading 1,400 miles east to Austin. I found someone to help me
with the 21-hour drive in The Beast, a longtime Facebook friend named Paul
Szendrey. And while I know grief will still come along for this leg of the
trip—it’s a trip Marcus and I made together, with the RV, when we moved to
Mexico and back—I am looking forward to getting on my way.
I’ve met so many kind, caring and interesting people during
this grand adventure. I’ve been so welcomed in every city at every event, had
such glowing reviews about my book with such huge press, had such nice emails
from people thanking me for sharing my story. I'm sure the adventure will continue, in some new form, but for now it’s time to turn the RV around
and travel back east.
I am looking forward to returning to the nurturing,
grounding sanctuary, I have created for myself in the American Gothic House.
It’s a place where I can breathe freely and my lungs don’t hold anything but
the fresh, wide open, fertile farmland air.
NOTE: If you are in
Austin, please join me at my next book event at BookPeople on Tuesday, May 8,at 7PM. Free pie will be served. And I promise I won’t cough.
